June 1, 2012
00:00
Rabbit rabbit!
03:26
I'm *really* tired of all of the insomnia I've had lately. Fuck off already.
17:06
18:04
ALMOST APOCALYPSE TIME! RT @mikeynerd OK, look at all the zombie related news stories in May: http://t.co/1WvULdic THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL
18:11
@Transition: A friend asked me to go drinking with her tonight (would have been her anniversary today), so I doubt I'll make it.
18:11
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20:47
At @sambucahouston to hang with Kendall and hear The Jones Band (still no Mick. Boo.). (@ Sambuca w/ 3 others) http://t.co/mXGokZkQ
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June 2, 2012
00:07
02:01
Met some guy who has fucking BOB DYLAN in his phone book. Holy shit. CC: @jimthompson http://t.co/nqLZpzYK
03:07
03:07
At @katzdelihou with Kendall. I clearly need some fried pickles. (@ Katz's Deli & Bar w/ 4 others) http://t.co/1fJ0uyQ3
03:15
It's the Grammatically Incorrect Mai Tai at @KatzsDeliHou! CC: @smurfing74; @mijanedds; @jillebean2 http://t.co/LELBKWQs
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21:24
On the patio with @jeffbalke, listening to hipsters talk about Acid Baby Jesus. (@ Double Trouble) http://t.co/cqWMiudt
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June 3, 2012
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14:07
Oh. My. God. WANT. RT @ElGranMaloTX Is that a BACON TACO SHELL? Why yes it is. Yes, yes it is. #boom http://t.co/ywUJPWcH
Tags: boom
14:52
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18:54
Using my gift certificate from Gary. My shoulder is killing me. (@ Midtown Reflexology For Body & Soul) http://t.co/s47g9ge7
20:06
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June 4, 2012
00:45
14:16
People that send me e-mails that start off "Dear Beautiful" make my day. CC: @pterodactyl_t
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June 5, 2012
01:16
Naomi drew the most beautifully rendered pile of #poop for #drawsomething ever. http://t.co/RD1RBxt0
Tags: drawsomething, poop
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